#365 Love is not about being single, it is about being social

The poor fork, he never even had a chance… said no man ever!

Seems to me that the “fork” has won the relationship jackpot; all of the benefits of a relationship with none of the disadvantages (insert loud male cheer here). Don’t get me wrong, we men love a good, healthy relationship, but clearly if all we are getting are calls for beverages and booty, the “healthy” tag has gone out the window.

What it boils down is that the fork is serving a need for a woman, which for the purpose of this conversation; we will call a “butter knife”. The “butter knife” is easy going, and goes well with almost any dish, as does a fork. The meal, or in this case; life, is simple, both are out to do what they need to in order to be happy, both are able to co-exist without any problems, that is until the main dish is over.

Enter the “dessert fork”.

Unlike its “butter knife” counterpart; it is high maintenance and on the hunt for the perfect partner, i.e. the “spoon”. What the “dessert fork” fails to realize is that both it and the “spoon” are completely capable of achieving the same thing, but are unable to do it at the same time; have you ever heard of someone eating their dessert with both a fork AND a spoon? Enough said…

The moral of the story? Find a spork.

Rebuttal by Justin Sabini. 

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